Description of Sharks
The Sharks come in the colors Red, Orange, Yellow, Purple, and White. Each color represents a fruit flavor.
Orange: Orange (Omitted)
White: Mystery flavor (usually orange)
> NOTE: It is unknown whether the White Shark is supposed to taste like one of the other flavors each time, or if it is a flavor of its own. Popular belief leans towards the latter. Leading tasteologists at Vanderbilt University have recently debated the flavor of the white shark with much enthusiasm. Their experimentation has been inconclusive as of November, 2010. Also interesting, the yellow shark is not the expected lemon flavor; oddly enough the yellow shark is strawberry.
- Ryan (asleep): "This is the first set of headphones ever made on my ears. They still work great, right?"
- -15 minutes later-
- Ryan (asleep): "Not made for puncture wounds."
- Chris (awake): "What's that?"
- Ryan (asleep): "This house is very old and it's not made for puncture wounds."